Dare I say it? Things are looking up. I have been so pleased to hear from everyone who has been in touch with good news of first vaccinations and I was delighted and grateful to receive my own last week. Now the roadmap out of lockdown has been revealed and it seems we can all look forward to better times ahead.

The doors of the Fitzrovia Academy will re-open on 12 April. Please let me know as early as possible if you would like to discuss making a booking — you can use my contact form to send me a message. As always, sessions will take place under my strict control and I guarantee the highest levels of attention to safety and hygiene before and during our time together. I will be very happy to discuss any concerns or requests that you have in advance.

I have had plenty of time to imagine what you might have been up to during lockdown and to consider appropriate forms of discipline for your transgressions. I am absolutely delighted at the prospect of conducting well overdue behavioural assessments and applying my hand, strap, cane and other implements to deserving bottoms. It is great to know that this will be possible in a matter of weeks. I shall relax and thoroughly enjoy the anticipation.

Miss Brown